Each month is scored on temperature comfort (18–27°C avg high is the sweet spot), rainfall (more rain days = lower score), snow days, and peak hazard seasons (hurricanes, monsoons, etc.). Green-tier months are within ideal range with no major issues. Yellow are workable but with trade-offs. Red has at least one significant problem — extreme heat or cold, heavy rain, or peak storm season.
🇻🇳 Vietnamese survival phrases
The 16 phrases that will earn you smiles, food, and help when you need it. English-speaking travellers — start with the first 4 and add the rest as needed.
Hello
Xin chào
sin chow
Thank you
Cảm ơn
kam un
Please
Làm ơn
lahm un
Yes / No
Vâng / Không
vung / khong
Excuse me
Xin lỗi
sin loy
Do you speak English?
Bạn nói tiếng Anh được không?
ban noi tieng anh duoc khong
I don't understand
Tôi không hiểu
toy khong hyew
How much?
Bao nhiêu tiền?
bao nyew tien
The bill, please
Tính tiền
tinh tien
Water
Nước
nuok
Where is…?
… ở đâu?
uh dow
Bathroom
Nhà vệ sinh
nha veh sinh
Help!
Cứu
koo
Call the police
Gọi cảnh sát
goy kanh sat
I need a doctor
Tôi cần bác sĩ
toy kan bak see
I'm allergic to…
Tôi bị dị ứng với…
toy bee zee oong
Pronunciations are rough English approximations — they'll get you understood, even if your tones aren't perfect.